Think about grammar and usage for a moment. Is there a rule that confuses you? Is there a grammatical error that sets your teeth on edge when you hear or (worse yet) read it? Are there particular words whose meanings confuse you?
Look up the correct answer, rule or explanation. Try using Google, which will bring you several possible sites – choose the most interesting one, or use all of them.
For example, the words bring and take have somewhat different meanings. David Sperling, on Dave’s ESL Café site offers a lengthy explanation of the different shades of meaning, as well as contrary views.
The very common verbs bring and take are sometimes troublesome for learners of English. One reason this happens is because bring and take have almost identical meanings but are used for different "directions" in English: bring shows movement toward the speaker, but take shows movement away from the speaker. If A needs something and wants B to get it and carry it to him or her, A says, "Could you bring ___ to me?" (or "Could you bring me ___ ?"). If A has something and A wants B to get it and carry it to C, A says, "Could you take ___ to C?" (B then takes ___ from A and takes it to C.)Now write the poem inspired by the answer or the explanation, or the word or phrase you started with, or even the act of checking the proper usage of your native tongue!
Can I? May I? Can I? May I?
ReplyDeleteCan I? May I please?
Which to say and which to do.
I never know. Oh geez.
Hey mom, can I please throw this ball?
I don't know, she'll say,
Go outside where you're allowed.
That is where you may.
Can I eat a candy bar?
I'm certain that you can,
and you MAY have one after lunch
and show me that you can.
I know that I can write my name,
but may not on the wall.
And I can cut my dolly's hair
but I'd better hide the doll.
And I can go without my coat
but I may catch a chill.
So, may you please stop all this mom?
I won't, she said, that's WILL.
lmbo!! love it! my mix ups are well and good and I have a sister who is always willing to correct me when I use the wrong one :-). ha ha ha
DeleteI love it!!! It's terrific with great rhyme and rhythm
Delete! I can picture the dolly with the cut hair. It happens so many times! And the last line is perfect!
I am in great admiration of your cleverness, not to mention you erudition!
DeleteApostrophes Do Confuse!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! So many rules
on when an apostrophe we should use,
makes writers look like fools
as they do tend to confuse.
But the worst is when they're wrongly writ,
the intent of the word or sentence misconstrue.
'that company knows it's shit!'
to 'that company knows its shit.' Which is true?
When we cannot do a chore
the contraction 'I can't' it should be
but to my chagrin more & more
I cant is what I see.
Over & over to the perpetrator I say
Cant has many definitions but none
mean what they want to convey
unless a whiny tone song will get it done.
So let me repeat my first refrain
apostrophes we widely misuse
they are to some a royal pain
yes! Apostrophes do confuse!
LOL. Love the "it'" versus "it's" example in particular.
DeleteTerrific! Apostrophes do confuse and leave people hanging in some cases. You did a good job on this one. I enjoyed reading it from top to bottom!
DeleteYou are too clever for me!
DeleteI love this one - it's a pet peeve of mine, too, it is!
DeleteMiss Nomer’s Misconstrued Words
ReplyDeleteThere are so many words in English
That are painfully incorrectly misused
Here are a few for your amusement
Supposably is used for supposedly by many
And supposedly means according to what is generally believed
Probly is not even a word
We’re lacking a syllable here! Probably is the spoken word
It means as far as one knows or can tell.
It’s absurd how accept and except get confused
To accept is to receive
To except is to exclude
We must include capital and Capitol in our little barrage
A government capital is a city or town
While a Capitol is the government chief building
When referring to the home of the United States Congress
The Capitol is treated as a proper noun and the first
Letter is –capitalized!
But what threw me for a loop was my grand daughter
Balling her eyes out! Did she mean bawling or did she mean, “Whoop”?
I had to ask her so there would be no doubt. It was bawling she meant.
So in the end I must say, watch your words
Or you may supposably end up balling your eyes out!
that last verse - especially the last line! a lot of good information but even if the perpetrators saw this they would still use the words incorrectly. I have seen everything you wrote on more than one post here on fb.
DeleteI just think the three of you are amazing.
DeleteVictuals pronounced Vittles
ReplyDeleteForecastle is Foc'sl
slough, is sloo, is sluff, is slow
how is one ever supposed to know
how to spell from how it is spoken?
Could it be that something's broken?
Limping in with my effort I remain
in awe of the efforts of others
but I cannot complain because
I got a chance to exercise my brain.
warmest wishes, Tasha
short, sweet and to the point! Good job Tasha! I learned something from your poem and that is what counts in this effort I believe. Also, the exercising the brain is very important at our age. I found this prompt to be very stimulating toward exercising the brain!
Deletevery cute! yes it all depends on the area where you live how you pronounce certain words. I have to admit that even after all the years living here in SC there are too many times I don't understand what someone is saying and i have to admit.. I don't speak southern :-). And like Linda I like what you said about a chance to exercise your brain. If I don't write anything else during the week I try to get to the prompts because yes...they exercise my brain. good job on this fun poem.
DeleteHere's mine - I forgot I didn't post it!
ReplyDeleteWaiting for a Guy
It’s always a guy - seems I’m always waiting.
Today it’s the auto glass guy – last week
the lawn guy; sometimes the plumber,
electrician, or septic tank guy.
They may come on time, more often a little late –
sometimes they don’t come at all – got jammed up
or couldn’t find my house or the auto-scheduler
had a glitch – it’s never their fault!
Seems I’m always waiting for a guy. I wonder
how many hours, even weeks of my life are lost
in a haze of suspended animation: I can’t go out
because I’m waiting, can’t start a major project,
can’t take a shower, start cooking a stir-fry, or
work in the cellar where I can’t hear the doorbell.
If I could perform my own repairs, or had the energy
to shovel, rake or plow – if I weren’t quite so lazy –
I would do it myself. But alas, I’m always waiting.
It seem it’s the story of my life.
Junior high dances, waiting for a guy to ask me to dance.
High school, years of waiting for a guy to ask for a date.
And single girl life, never really decorating the apartment,
just waiting for a husband so we could do it together.
I waited for him to come home from work,
remembered my mother waiting for my father.
I took the kids to practices, games and concerts,
waited to bring them home again.
The kids grew up, the marriage disappeared –
finally I am on my own and yet
I find myself waiting for a guy.
©Priscilla Anne Tennant Herrington